48hrs

As well as being one of Mr Murphy's' finest movies, it's also the amount of time before i set off to pick up Jasmine.

It's been a long couple of weeks, I've bought weird bits of metal that allegedly stop my boat from floating down river, fluorescent things that stop me sinking if Jasmine kicks me off, over £100 on locks and been ripped off on eBay. Twice.

But, you know, I really hope I'll have enough fun in the next 10 days to take the sting away from being ripped off, keep the fluorescent things dry, make the bits of metal less weird and If some Chav wants to test my locks, I'll hit them with my baseball bat. Twice.

Oh yeah, i bought a baseball bat too.