Chainsaw

Well I've started equiping myself for the winter and have bought myself a chainsaw.

I think every man should have a chainsaw, I can say as a chainsaw owner that a certain amount of satisfaction can be had from knowing my saw has a chain.

Next on the list is a generator; with those items I can cut down tree and pollute the air with the waste from my mini power station whilst keeping warm by burning those awful trees.

Next on the list is a small nuclear reactor...